Affiliation: HTG Founder, Certified Dabarkads and member of Pinoy Kikiams...

Saturday, April 09, 2005

ABOUT HTGs

Simple lng.....
----- Kami ang taong hindi nauubusan ng jokes!
----- Kami ang taong kahit saan hindi mao-OP!
----- Kami ang taong kinukuha s Star Struck - SCQ pero tinaggihan nmin
----- Kami ang taong Lapitin at habulin ng mga eabab!
----- Kami ang taong ngiti plang ulam na!
----- Kami ang taong hindi mareklamo, (khit saan Fire, Kahit saan Go!)
----- Kami ang mga taong hindi kayang pataobin ng Alak (except Fred)..
----- Kami ang mga taong CURACHO. (bastat my beer, walang pahinga!)
----- Kami ang mga taong hindi nyo dapat palampasin...(lalo na sa PAG-IBIG)
----- Kami ang mga taong "IN"... hindi kmi "OUT"... Nerd KAyo..!!!
----- Kami ang mga taong my ibig sbhin ang mga pangalan... Basahin nyo to!!!

DARYL ----- Don't Affraid Ready Your Langerie
ROYD ------- Ready Or Your Devirginized
FRED -------- First Rotate Enter Dick
REY ---------- Romance Excites You
LUI ----------- Ladies Usually Insist
ADAM------- Attracted Dito Ang Marami
ARMAND--
TOPER-----Turn-On Pag Eabab Ready
ARNOLD---

Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Picture of the Month

ito ang aking 7th birthday, kitang-kita nyo nmn kung gaano k proud ang aking mapagmahal na ama..(papaRody_ORIG)... buhat buhat ako nyan habang kinakantahan ako ng mga kaibigan ko! kita-kita nyo naman kung paano kmi ngkakahawig! Ilong plng mgtatay n mgtatay n!!! kya nga ako tinawag n (papaRody_FAKE) e.... kya kyo dapat mga ama't anak dapat kmi ang mging modelo nyo! pero syempre ngiisa lng kmi s mundo ata wala ng hihigit p smin!! hehe... un lng! hope n mging ganito rin kyo mga bata h!!! peaceout!

Tuesday, December 07, 2004

FEU Archers


Nangyari ito nung pauwi nko galing retreat, hanep mag trip db nagpakuha ako s bus ng La Salle pero FEU ang soot ko... siraulo b ako??? comment pls.. Posted by Hello

Thursday, October 21, 2004

HISTORY OF HTG

Once upon a time there were this two cutify guys named Royd and Daryl. In that time they were 3rd year high school (St. Francis of Assisi). At their classroom they are always talking with each other about what happenened around them especially what happened during breaktimes... There was this problem that always happened during breaktimes which is SECRET!!! (only for the two of them). One time they talk about it and analized the problem. They always asked themselves. "WHY?, WHY?, WHY?". so they decided to asked with each other! Royd said,"Why Daryl?". and Daryl said, "Why Royd?"... and they decided to do somethings and that is the SPACE!!! which means always give a big space or always be far with the girls always surrounds them so that they can protect their Dignity as a born HTG... that was HTG history starts....
After 2 years, Daryl and Royd decided to give a chance to their friends to be an bonified HTG which will undergo with some exercises and especially hard test!!! And their was this a guy named fred which is also a friend of HTG... which Royd and Daryl think that this a guy has a character to be an HTG. so they started to test fred for some exercices and with that fred had a hard time doing the exercices and test but he does his best and finished the exercices and test and passed it... so that's the time that he became a bonified HTG!!!
Time goes by, they always test their friends to be an HTG. And there were this MILLIONS of applicants and only FIVE of them passed the exercices and test...named: Armand, Rey, Adam, Lui, and Toper!!! and thats what HTG history is...
but for the people who wants to be a member of HTG. Dont lose hope!!! THE MAGIC CONTINIOUS in HTG QUEST!!!

Ten Commandments of HTG

Ten Commandment of HTG:
1. “You must be far from ladies that always surrounds you.”
2. “You must check first if they have an authorization letter before you talk to them.”
3. “You must be allergic with the girls especially FLIRTS.”
4. “You must observe if the girls are you talking to are deserving”.
5, “You must accept the truth that God had given you which is the cuteness.”
6. “You must give respect to the owner of the San Miguel Corporation”.
7. “Your motto must be, “happiness is next to beers””.
8. “Honor your co-HTG member and your Founder”.
9. “You must follow the rules and regulation according to the HTG bi-laws”.
10. “And lastly, Your attitude must be a real H-T-G”.


The founders of HTG Posted by Hello
SAMPUNG UTOS NG MAGLALASING:
BASAHIN NYO BAKA ISA KAYO JAN SA SAMPU....ARAYYY!!
1. Huwag MAKULIT habang umiinom.
2. Huwag MATAKAW sa pulutan.
3. Huwag PATAGALIN ang BASO at mayroon naghihintay ng TAGAY.
4. Huwag uminom ng uminom kaylangang BUMILI ka rin.
5. Uminom ng DIRETSO sa TIYAN at huwag sa ULO.
6. Huwag biglang MAWAWALA sa inuman, MAGPAALAM kung UUWI NA.
7. Magtira ng PANGLAKAD kahit hinlalaki ng paa.
8. Huwag MATUTULOG habang umiinom.
9. Siguraduhing sa BAHAY ang UWI kung lasing na.
10.Huwag MATAKOT sa Gf. OH! TINAMAAN BA KAYO MGA PARE AT MGA MARE!!
MAGBAGO NA KASI KAYO NG STYLE SA PAG IINOM!!! BABALA: ANG SINUMANG SUMUWAY SA" SAMPUNG UTOS NG PAGLALASING " AY SUSUKA NG WALANG HUMPAY AT TODONG HANG OVER DAHIL SA KARMA.... PROVEN AND TESTED BY: MGA MANGINGINOM NG AlaK


HTG s Laguna Posted by Hello